p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
