dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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