two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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