How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
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