I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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