you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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