Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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