I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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