p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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