ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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