the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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