Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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