Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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