Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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