glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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