Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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