I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Even my vagina gasped.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
40s are totally the cure
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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