all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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