the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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