If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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