just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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