S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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