There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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