ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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