She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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