Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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