I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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