If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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