when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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