so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Randomize