Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
You may now shotgun with the bride
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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