A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Your shirt... Was in my pants
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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