I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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