the condom got lost in my hair
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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