she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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