Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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I need you to use more vowels.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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