Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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