Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
It's blow job season.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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