Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
North Korea, Best Korea!
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
This house was built for laser tag.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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