Have you finally orgasmed yet?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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