yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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