i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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