what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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