and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
And the cops told us we were all naked.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
is it fun? or sober?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize