it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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