just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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