This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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