Buhtt sex?
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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