she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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