I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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