Can Purell be used as lube?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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