oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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