the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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